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I want to become a famous king,
To go anywhere and do anything,
To climb my tower and ring the bell
And tell all my subjects to go to hell!

After Dingo originally posted this bit of doggeral of his, he didn’t know how to post a picture with it. Now he has discovered how to (thanks indirectly to Susie) and, boy, is he  chuffed with himself!

“But you can’t put the same piece in twice”, Ebenezer objected.

“Why can’t I? It’s my Blog. I’ll put it in as many times as I want!”

“O well”, replied Ebenezer with a shrug of the shoulders, “do what you want. Afterall, it doesn’t matter much – no-one reads your stuff anyway!”.

“Yes they do. Let me tell you, you old flea-bag, I have thousands of devoted fans and followers all over the world!”

“Yeah, right!”

“Yes I have”.

“No you haven’t”.

“Yes I have”.

(Loud voice off)

“For crying out loud you two. Shut up and go to sleep. You sound like Mitt Romney and Barak Obama!”.

Silence.

(In whispers)

“No you haven’t”.

“Yes I have —-  well, my Mum loves me anyway”.

Long silence.

“Hey, Ebenezer – who’s Barak Obama?”

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